Round two and panic has set in

PRO-TIPSTER abrilmind, who selected St Kilda, Melbourne, Brisbane Lions and North Melbourne in round one, missing four tips by a combined total of seven points, requested that fellow tipping nuts in his call-centre stage a sit-in to protest at the unfairness of it all. From the cubicle on the right, stripeyroo said: "We're already sitting down ��� this is an office." From the left, doggoner suggested: "If you got nought out of eight, just concentrate on the weekly prizes." "WHO SAID I GOT NOUGHT?!" abrilmind ranted. "I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYONE WHAT I SCORED!" "It's on the net," doggoner said. "That's one of the beauties of Pro-Tipping ��� you can see it all online." "Weekly prizes, eh?" abrilmind muttered.